House rules

Updated 7 November 2026

OnlyFelins is the most exclusive cat site on the internet, and the most wholesome. These rules say what you can post, what we refuse, how we check and what happens when something goes wrong. They apply to every photo you glam up, every link you share and every message you send us. The Terms and Privacy pages cover the rest.

1. Cats, and only cats

2. No people, not even a little

3. All ages, always

OnlyFelins is a parody of a famous adult site, and the joke works only because nothing here is adult.

4. Kind to the cat behind the photo

We celebrate cats, so the photo shoot has to be good for the cat too.

5. Every cat is a star

Street cats and pedigrees, young and old, round and lean, missing an ear or an eye: we celebrate them all. No mocking a cat’s looks, health, age or breed, and no mocking the people who love them.

6. Your photo, your rights, your neighbours’ privacy

7. Glamour shots are made by an AI

The glammed-up picture is made by an image model from your photo. It is a playful portrait, not a photograph of something that happened.

8. Sharing fairly

9. Age

Everyone can look around and glam up a cat. Accounts are for people aged 13 or over.

How we check

Something wrong?

Spotted something that breaks these rules, or a page about you or your cat that should not be there? Tell us through our contact form, with the page link, and pick “Report a page or photo”.

What happens when a rule is broken

Changes

These rules will grow with OnlyFelins (votes, contests and albums will bring their own). The date at the top says when they last changed.